I think it's worth having children numbering in the double digits just for the comic value they provide. Here are a few recent ones.
Jubilee (7): Mom, don't tell Avi, but I'm not a real princess. You know why? The other day I put a pea under my bed and I couldn't feel it. I slept fine.
Tucker (4): I had a scary dream last night. I dreamed that a big daddy gorilla was chasing me. Then it caught me and shredded me!
After asking Avi (4) if she had a bad dream the night before (she'd been up screaming) she answered:
Well, I had half a bad dream.