Apollo: Mom, I wish God didn’t give me a mouth.
Me: Really? Why?
Apollo: Because then I couldn’t say “shut up” or “idiot”.
Me: But Honey, if you didn’t have a mouth you wouldn’t be able to eat!
Me: Well, I mean, you could eat…you just wouldn’t be able to taste yummy food.
Apollo: Yes I would! I would just stick it right here in my throat.
I didn’t really feel like I could argue with that one. I mean, if we can stick food right in his stomach, why not his throat?
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